Hey fellas....longtime i blogged !!! was lil busy with my internal exams !!! also that i din get anything interesting to share with...and now i have one 2 share its here.....
check out this song retuned by someone sent to me by my friend !!!
and btw...its worth download and listenin !!! here it goes....click here to download.
i liked it !!!!
PS : If you are having trouble d'loadin the file buzz me !!!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Bond......James Bond
Came across this stuff....thought of sharing it with you ppl so its here ;-)
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking. "M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.
M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.
"Hello, Mary speaking !"
Hope u got it !!!!
Hope u got it !!!!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Death Clock
I just came across this site thought i could share it with my readers !!
click "death clock" and you'l be there !!!
as per this site my life will end on Friday, September 23, 2061
;-)
click "death clock" and you'l be there !!!
as per this site my life will end on Friday, September 23, 2061
;-)
Friday, August 17, 2007
50 Top Newspaper Headlines
50 Top Newspaper Headlines
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1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6.Farmer Bill Dies in House
7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8.Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9.Stud Tires Out
10.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
12.Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
13.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
14.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15.Eye Drops off Shelf
16.Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
18.Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19.Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
22.Miners Refuse to Work after Death
23.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24.Stolen Painting Found by Tree
25.Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
27.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
28.Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
29.Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
30.War Dims Hope for Peace
31.If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
32.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
33.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35.Deer Kill 17,000
36.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
37.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
38.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
39.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
40.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
42.Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
43.British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
44.Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45.Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
46.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47.New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48.Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49.Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
50.Air Head Fired
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1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6.Farmer Bill Dies in House
7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8.Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9.Stud Tires Out
10.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
12.Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
13.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
14.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15.Eye Drops off Shelf
16.Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
18.Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19.Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
22.Miners Refuse to Work after Death
23.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24.Stolen Painting Found by Tree
25.Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
27.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
28.Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
29.Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
30.War Dims Hope for Peace
31.If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
32.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
33.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35.Deer Kill 17,000
36.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
37.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
38.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
39.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
40.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
42.Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
43.British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
44.Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45.Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
46.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47.New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48.Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49.Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
50.Air Head Fired
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Worth a Laugh !!!
Jokes which i felt like sharin with my readers !!!
The jokes which are posted here ,are rated the best in the world !!!!
Best Joke in the world :
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Second Place:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Top joke in Australia :
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
Top joke in UK:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold the monkey for you.”
Top Joke in England:
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
This one is my favourite !!!! Ultimate one !!! phew
These are the jokes which i like and which made me laugh !!!
The jokes which are posted here ,are rated the best in the world !!!!
Best Joke in the world :
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Second Place:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Top joke in Australia :
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
Top joke in Germany:
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”
Top joke in UK:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold the monkey for you.”
Top Joke in England:
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
This one is my favourite !!!! Ultimate one !!! phew
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
These are the jokes which i like and which made me laugh !!!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
The Tour Pics !!!
Hey Ppl...and @last i did get some time to upload a few of my "Tour Pics" in here.The Tour,actually its supposed to be an IV turned out to be a tour,who cares the point here is I have uploaded the photos.Btw the tour was to B'lore,Mysore and Coorg.I wish i write all that happened there !!! but not now may be later....
Note : i took 400+ pics with my Digi....hav uploaded only a fraction of it !!!
CLICK ON THE PHOTO'S TO ENLARGE !!!!
My Gang :p [L2R Niranjan,Sateesh,Mothi n I ] In The Bus !!!
Btw soooooopar Bus i must say !!!
Gowtham My Best Buddy !!!
In Wonder la !!! Cooooo Chuku Chuku Chuku !!!
In Brindavan gardens !!!
Tats Kabilan,Meenakshi,Gowtham !!! Onli we know what was happening there !!!
In Front of The Hotel in Coorg.[L2R:Arun,Gowtham,I,Meenakshi,Ashok]
No Comments ;-)
In the same Visveswaraya Museum
Garuda Mall
Why do we guys even try to act and look cool !!! ;-)
In Front of The Hotel in B'lore !!! My Fav Pic !!! 
Stroll in the Park !!!
Is this what people mean when they say "I'm on a High" ;-)
This is what will happen when you try to click yourself with your Frenz
In The Room !!! 
In the Railway Station !!!!
The Gang Part-III
In the Train !!! Taking Off from Bangi !!!
Note : i took 400+ pics with my Digi....hav uploaded only a fraction of it !!!
CLICK ON THE PHOTO'S TO ENLARGE !!!!
The "MECH GANG" !!!!
Mechz in Front of the "Visveswaraya Industrial and Technological Museum"(B'lore)
My Gang :p [L2R Niranjan,Sateesh,Mothi n I ] In The Bus !!!Btw soooooopar Bus i must say !!!
Gowtham My Best Buddy !!!
My Gang Part II ;-)
In Wonder la !!! Cooooo Chuku Chuku Chuku !!!
In Brindavan gardens !!!
Tats Kabilan,Meenakshi,Gowtham !!! Onli we know what was happening there !!!
In Front of The Hotel in Coorg.[L2R:Arun,Gowtham,I,Meenakshi,Ashok]
No Comments ;-)
In the same Visveswaraya Museum 
Garuda Mall
Why do we guys even try to act and look cool !!! ;-)
In Front of The Hotel in B'lore !!! My Fav Pic !!! Stroll in the Park !!!
Is this what people mean when they say "I'm on a High" ;-)
This is what will happen when you try to click yourself with your Frenz
In The Room !!! In the Railway Station !!!! The Gang Part-III 
In the Train !!! Taking Off from Bangi !!!This Time Real Cooooo Chuku Chuku Chuku :p
Got more pics,lemme c if i get some more time I'l upload all the pics !!! Hopefully I'l do it soon not all but @least half of them. See ya in my next Blog !!
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Things to do when you're bored
1.Play any music instrument...with ur dog sittin by ur side...try 2 scare/irritate it !!! with ur music !!!
2.Count your teeth with your tongue.
3.Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up. [use super-wiz very effective].
4.Find out how close you can get your elbow to your mouth .
5.Read the dictionary .
6.Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. The cat need not b urs necessarily. ;-)
7.Get a dog to chase you !!! Not so easy to do !!!
8.Watch the sun...see how fast it moves.
9.Write a blog. :p
10.Make new dishes. !!!
11.Make a list of things to do when bored.
12.Renumber the bored list...
13.Watch a watch until it stops .
14.Think about why you are feeling bored…
15.Make a humorous crank phone call.
16.Pretend that you are not bored.
17.Burn things with a magnifying glass.
18.Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians.
19.Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any.
20.Flip a coin 100 times to see who wins.
21.Put out a fire.
22.If you can't find a fire, make one.
23.Stop Speakin to yourself. !!!
24.Outmaneuver your shadow.
25.Find a bug and chase it.
hehehe.......Wel to be frank i haven't tried 8,13,16,18,20,24.
If u get any new ideas of what to do when bored feel free to add it here !!!
2.Count your teeth with your tongue.
3.Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up. [use super-wiz very effective].
4.Find out how close you can get your elbow to your mouth .
5.Read the dictionary .
6.Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. The cat need not b urs necessarily. ;-)
7.Get a dog to chase you !!! Not so easy to do !!!
8.Watch the sun...see how fast it moves.
9.Write a blog. :p
10.Make new dishes. !!!
11.Make a list of things to do when bored.
12.Renumber the bored list...
13.Watch a watch until it stops .
14.Think about why you are feeling bored…
15.Make a humorous crank phone call.
16.Pretend that you are not bored.
17.Burn things with a magnifying glass.
18.Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians.
19.Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any.
20.Flip a coin 100 times to see who wins.
21.Put out a fire.
22.If you can't find a fire, make one.
23.Stop Speakin to yourself. !!!
24.Outmaneuver your shadow.
25.Find a bug and chase it.
hehehe.......Wel to be frank i haven't tried 8,13,16,18,20,24.
If u get any new ideas of what to do when bored feel free to add it here !!!
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